Impossible Question Archives

Friday, May 9

    Q. 10% of us can find one of these in our car...what?

    A. A french fry

Thursday, May 8

    Q.
Gary Hart dropped out of the Presidential race for his affair with Donna Rice. What was the name of 
         the boat they were photographed on?

    A. Monkey Business

Wednesday, May 7

    Q.
 If a stay-at-home mom were to receive a pay check, what do most people think the annual salary should be?

    A. More than $100,000.

Tuesday, May 6

    Q.
 43% of all manicurists in the U.S. are of what nationality?

    A. Vietnamese.

Monday, May 5

    Q.
 In the 1980's, what company propelled Cinco de Mayo into such a big day?

    A. Corona beer.

Friday, May 2

    Q.
 When flight attendants were first hired in 1930, what profession were they hired from?

    A. The nursing profession.

Thursday, May 1

    Q.
 Why was Kathie Lee Gifford crying on the Regis & Kathie Lee Show on this date 11 years ago?

    A. Because she was accused of having a sweat shop to make her clothing line.

Wednesday, April 30

    Q.
 What is actually 87 feet long when you stretch it out?

    A. A Slinky.

Tuesday, April 29

    Q.
People in what profession make an average of $2500 every time they go to work?

    A. Bank robbers.

Monday, April 28

     Q.
 What occurred for the first time over Dayton on this date in 1919? 

     A. Skydiving.

Friday, April 25

     Q.
 Bartenders say they generally receive a bad tip when customers order what? 

     A. A drink with an umbrella in it.

Thursday, April 24

     Q.
 In what occupation were glasses first worn in 1956? 

     A. A baseball umpire.  His name was Frank Umont.

Wednesday, April 23

     Q.
 According to allure.com, what do most people pay $30-$49 for? 

     A. A hair cut.

Tuesday, April 22

     Q.
 On this date in 1995 in Saudi Arabia was the first beauty contest for what? 

     A. Camels.

Monday, April 21

     Q.
 Why was Rosie Ruiz famous on this date in 1980.

     A. She cheated in the Boston Marathon.  She snuck in to the race and only ran the final mile.

Friday, April 18

     Q.
 What is the most recognized symbol/shape on earth?

     A. The shape of the heart.

Thursday, April 17

     Q.
 What description do 50% of the thieves of identity theft fit?

     A. Relatives, friends and neighbors.

Wednesday, April 16

     Q.
Everyday, over 100,000 of "these" are handed out...what are they?

     A. Speeding tickets.

Tuesday, April 15

      Q.
What is the biggest mistake people make while filling out their taxes?

      A. They forget to sign their tax form.

Monday, April 14

       Q.
 What two tragic things happened on this date in history? 

       A. Abraham Lincoln was shot in Ford's Theatre and the Titanic hit an iceberg.

Friday, April 11

       Q.
 According to Women's Day magazine, what is the #1 personal service women wouild want for a year? 

       A. A personal trainer.

Thursday, April 10

       Q.
 When it comes time to get married, what did one in eleven men say they would do? 

       A. Buy a cubic zirconium ring instead of a diamond.

Wednesday, April 9

       Q.
 Why is Sweden on the verge of outlawing ice crean trucks? 

       A. Because the music is torture abd ice cream ties into child obesity.

       Q. What did over 50 of Rembrandt's painting have in them? 

       A. Himself.

Tuesday, April 8

       Q.
 What was declared unconstitutional by the Supreme Court on this date in 1894? 

       A. Income taxes.

       Q. As of today, what item that comes in pairs has been around for 34 years? 

       A. Odor eaters.

Monday, April 7

       Q.
 What does the U.S. have more of than Scotland? 

       A. Bagpipes.

       Q. Among the top ten companies searched on the internet, only one serves food.  What is the company? 

       A. Starbucks.

Friday, April 4

       Q.
 What did Sir Francis Drake accomplish in 1580? 

       A. He circumnavigated the world. 

Thursday, April 3

       Q.
 According to Good Housekeeping magazine, what are the top three smells that drive women crazy? 

       A. 3) Diaper pail  2) Pet smells  1) Rotten garbage 

Wednesday, April 2

       Q.
 TV Guide debuted on this date in 1953 and it went from Saturday to Friday.  Why did it start on Saturday? 

       A. Because most people shopped on Saturday.

       Q. What was developed by a doctor in 1890 to help create quick, digestable protein? 

       A. Peanut Butter.

Tuesday, April 1

       Q.
 Who is about to surpass the Beatles with the most #1 singles? 

       A. Mariah Carey.

       Q. Beginning in late 2009 or early 2010, where will you be able to have your cremated remains buried? 

       A. The moon.

Friday, March 28

       Q.
 Who is America's #1 most beloved TV housekeeper?

       A. Alice from the Brady Bunch.

       Q. Who was the first celebrity guest host of Saturday Night Live? 

       A. George Carlin.

Thursday, March 27

       Q.
 It's prom season, and the new tuxedos are out. One new tux has the fragrance of what food item?

       A. Bacon.

       Q. According to date.com, what are the top 5 reasons couoples break up?

       A. 5) Excessive arguing 4) Not enough in common 3) Commitment issues 2) Dishonesty 1) Cheating

Wednesday, March 26

       Q.
 Strangely, what word has no synonym?

       A. Thesaurus.

Tuesday, March 25

       Q.
 What is a "push" present?

       A. A gift from a husband to his wife after she gives birth.

Monday, March 24

       Q.
 What are the top three spoken languages in the world?

       A. 1) Chinese 2) English 3) Hindi

Friday, March 21

       Q.
 What happened in 1962 between a black bear and a supersonic jet?

       A. The bear was ejected from the plane at 35,000 feet...and survived!

Thursday, March 20

       Q.
 What sexy actress is a crossing guard every Monday?

       A. Pamela Anderson.

Wednesday, March 19

       Q.
 Back in 1959, what did the postmaster general predict would be able to deliver the mail in minutes?

       A. Rockets...rocket mail.

Tuesday, March 18

       Q.
 What did Quaker, Steak & Lube take off their menu?

       A. Suicide Sauce.

Monday, March 17

       Q.
 The potato chip was invented in 1853, but in 1920 a big change to the potato chip came from Ohio.  What was the change?

       A. Ridges were added.


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